Best Famous South Park Quotes & Sayings


South Park has been one of the hottest & funniest comedy ever created. Featured below are some famous quotes & sayings by South Park characters, which includes Cartman & Mr. Garrison

Best Famous South Park Quotes & Sayings

# “I would never let a woman kick my If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”Cartman

# “If some sissy chick tried to kick my I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”Cartman

# “That’s right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians’ best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France.”Mr. Garrison’s hand puppet Mr. Hat

# “Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn’t mean you have to approve of it! …”Tolerate” means you’re just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!”Mr. Garrison

Source : Right Wing News